Elder Liza (British, old and a witch) Yes Little One
Me: Something has gone missing in my house again. I swear I put it down on the bathroom vanity.
Elder Liza: And what was the item my child?
Me: It was sunscreen. Of all things and that's the part that confuses me. I left there and then when I went to get it, it was gone for three days or more and then when I turned in the bathroom after taking a shower there it was. I mean Liza I knew I'd not missed place it and I suspect the Fay of taking it.
Elder Liza: And?
Me: And there it was, right there in front of we were I'd left it. Unbelievable!
Me: Yes of course...but they keep stealing stuff. This was not the first time something like this has happened to me Liza. Its happened many many times in my life. These tricks, this sneaking around.
Elder Liza: You seem upset.
Me: Yes, these are my things and they just steal them.
Elder Liza: (Chuckles)
Me: You think this funny?
Elder Liza: Yes
Me: Why?
Elder Liza: Are they always returned...your things?
Me: Yes.
Elder Liza: Always?
Me: Yes.
Elder Liza: Then not taken but Borrowed?
Me: Yes. But they don't ask to borrow so its stolen.
Elder Liza: You wouldn't call it stolen if you heard them ask?
Me: No of course not.
Elder Liza: Then you would have given the item willingly?
Me: Yes. What am I to do?
Elder Liza: Its easy.
Me: What do I do if its so easy?
Elder Liza: LISTEN.
Me: oh...lol. They are Borrowing my things, and therefore its a honor not a slight or a deception. Ohhh.
Elder Liza: Yes Little One now you are closer to understanding their culture. Its taken a good 60 years to stepping into there inner circle.
Me: Oh.
Elder Liza. Yes...oh. LOL
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